As far as this week, no one was home and we kind of aimlessly wandered around. Nothing like getting into the Christmas spirit than walking around the Mexican desert...
...and almost getting killed by the cartel.(No he wasn't. He told us this story on Christmas. There were gunshots, but nothing at them. Needless to say, they won't be going back to that house.)
Other than that, Christmas was awesome! I got to talk to my family (one call left..)
Anyway so my Christmas message. Set goals for 2015.
Here are some ideas(Don't take this seriously. It's a list Nick has experienced or witnessed. He's so cheeky)
Maybe it will be like, eat a habanero.
Drink 3L of coke (you have to go to Mexico first to find 3L bottles)
Try and stand on a public bus without using hands for the entire ride.
Learn how to wash clothes with a bar of soap and a concrete slab.
Wear a man purse for a month
Take salsa classes
Learn how to make copies of keys with a grinder
Clean the shower with a broom
Wash the street
Start putting the jalapenos in 1liter yogurt jars
Start pointing at things with your lips
Make homemade fireworks
Skin a pig, fry the skin and eat it
Hang your socks on the back part of the fridge to dry them
Yell "guero" at every white kid you see
Enter restaurants and say "provecho" to everyone
Whistle at every girl you see walking on the street
Listen to "Banda" 24/7 (which is music played by a Mexican brass band)
Paint your house a really bright color!
Drive like you got hired by "fast and furious"
Buy a vocho. (this is a car like a VW bug)
Play with trumpos. (spinning top like toys)
Dedicate all your free time to playing FIFA 2014
Eat pizza with ketchup
Put chiles on Alfredo pasta
Drink "Agua de Jamaica"
Turn on the pilot light for the water heater every single morning
Cold showers too.
You know all the "super mega ultra wet look" hair gel? use that.
Make out with people in the park, on a bus, on the sidewalk, through a window...
Start selling Amway products.
Become an "expert" in medical products, and if someone says they took something you've never heard of, tell them it doesn't work and give them more medicine
Buy 5 gallon water jugs.
Put "Tajin" on all the fruit you eat.
.... that's all I could think of for now....
There you go though, some possible metas that you could follow for this year.
Love you guys,